Natasha Lyonne movie quotes

25 quotes from 3 movies

But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) as Megan

View Quote 1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate. 1, 2, 3 ,4 - you're the one I adore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.

View Quote I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. (cries)

View Quote I'm not perverted! I get good grades! I go to church! I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you!

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DC League of Super-Pets (2022) as Merton

View Quote Where the [bleep] am I?

View Quote You win this round, lettuce.

View Quote In your face, lettuce! [eats a leaf of lettuce]

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American Pie (1999) as Jessica

View Quote Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?

View Quote Vicky: I want it to be the right time, the right place.
Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.

View Quote Vicky: [discussing Kevin difficulties saying he love her] Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say it he does. And yeah, he always talk about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right?
Jessica: He got a dick, he's a guy.
Vicky: Right.