Tied for most-quoted character in Office Christmas Party (2016): in 4 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Josh Parker (2)
Mary Hey, guys, I got doughnuts! I got, uh, jelly and glazed and, uh, some other stuff. But no Cronuts, that's a bastard pastry.
I still hate your rules. But your dancing is wild and free. Like an unmanned fire hose.
Mary Put your pants on. [turns/walks away] For now.
Mary, why do you even have a minivan? You don't have kids.
Mary I buy in bulk!
Can this thing handle snow?
Mary Oh, please. It's a Kia. It's what God would drive.
Mary Because I don't know what's gonna happen in there. Last year, I filed a sexual harassment complaint against myself.
Against yourself. Mmm-hmm.
Mary Andrew, in the copy room, he was changing the toner. And I pretended to drop something on the ground so that I could bend over and graze his butt with my nose. And I did.
That doesn't seem that bad.
Mary And then I said, "If you don't **** me, buster, I will ruin you."
Hmm. That's harassment.
Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him.
Come on, why would we help you, dude? Seriously?
Yeah, why would we help you?
He can't touch him!
Mary I'll allow it.
