Scenes with Carol
3 scenes
L Lonny
So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.
Carol
[distracted momentarily]
Mmm. No, I did not know that.
Carol
Oh.
L Lonny
It's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear "Carol" much anymore. It's like... [imitates an old woman] "Hi, I'm Carol. I gotta get home before I miss my stories." "Hi, I'm Carol. I heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." "Hi, I'm Carol. I died in the beginning of 'Up'."
Carol
All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
Clay
Done! And you're going to look so stupid!
Carol
[Begins walking out of the door]
Then we'll finally have something in common!
Clay
[the door shuts]
Goddammit, she's so mean!
Carol
Get me on any goddamn plane, all right? I have enough miles to orbit the sun.
AC Airline Concierge
I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.
Carol
Well, refer me to someone who can do something!
AC Airline Concierge
That would be God, ma'am.
Carol
Oh. Her.
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