3rd most-quoted character in Bruce Almighty (2003): in 7 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Bruce (7)
Whoa! Hold the phone! I like this one. Our weekend at the lake.
Grace How'd you get that? That's supposed to be in our private stash.
You look perky, hon. It must've been cold.
Grace All right, fine! Do with it what you will, I don't care!
I will do with it what I will. You know, I might even send this into Playboy!
Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.
Grace Come on! What are you DOING?!
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor
Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...
Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.
Cut the feed. Go to black.
I'm on it.
I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, ****ers!
Oh boy.
Grace Oh, my God.
Grace Will you stop being such a martyr?
I am not being a martyr. I'm the victim. God is a mean kid over an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers, and watch me squirm!
Grace Those are amazing! What are these?
They're a new breed. Cross-pollination between tulips and daisies. I call them... todaisies.
Bedroom?
Grace Five minutes.
Grace I'll be out in a minute.
Don't rush yourself. Sometimes anticipation can heighten the pleasure...!
It's a funny thing about pleasure.
Grace Wow.
It can be quite... PLEASURABLE!!!
Grace It's okay.
