“Will you stop being such a martyr?” – Grace, Bruce Almighty ... Movie Quotes Database

Grace

Will you stop being such a martyr?

Bruce

I am not being a martyr. I'm the victim. God is a mean kid over an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers, and watch me squirm!

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