Bruce
Oh, look. It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill. No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on. Let's have a talk.
Grace
Come on! What are you DOING?!
Bruce
Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor
Bill (Ferry Owner)
Hey, man. I don't want any problems. I don't want...
Bruce
Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me? ERODING, EEEERODING, EEEEEERODDDING.
Jack
Cut the feed. Go to black.
Technician
I'm on it.
Bruce
I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, ****ers!
Jack
Oh boy.
Grace
Oh, my God.
