4th most-quoted character in Bruce Almighty (2003): in 3 of its 53 quotes
Evan A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor demanded that... When the mayor demanded that the chief... When the mayor demanded that the chief... As a response to allegations... I'm sorry. I seem to have something stuck in my...
Somebody get him some water, please.
Looks like my new co-anchor might need a glass of water. (Evan laughs in high-pitched voice)
Evan Doo-doo ca-ca poo-poo! (more angry gibberish) PEE-PEE! (laughs embarrased)
Evan In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.
What did he just say? Check the prompter.
The prompter's fine.
Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it.
Evan The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I "lika"... do... da cha-cha. I'm sorry, we seem to be having some "tactical" difficulties...
