When you guys tracked me down after responding to my ad, my first thought was "Where did all these little tater-tots come from, and where did they find so much denim?"
Most-quoted character in Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022): in 23 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Wild Knuckles (2)
Distinguished villains, my name is Gru, I feel like i'm talking too loud, even though our proximity doesn't require this kind of volume.
More lines from Gru
17 quotesI'm pretty despicable; you don't want to cross me.
Otto, you take the stone back to the lair, and I'll distract them.
This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world.
Is this--? Are you pulling on my legs right now? Otto, where's the stone?
Did you just... trade my future... FOR A PET ROCK!? [Otto nervously says "Yes" in Spanish] OK. Otto, where was this birthday party?
Alright, alright, I’m not mini, please stop calling me that.
My Minions will save me.
Minions, assemble.
My mom was right, you don't belong here, you're fired!
I'm going to find that stone and when i get home, you all better be gone.
My mom will probably pay you to keep me.
And Otto, close your yapper!
Otto, it's Mini-Boss.
Otto, I'm so proud of you that you found the stone.
Obviously, you guys are rehired.
"Big Boss"! I like that.
Scenes with Gru
5 scenesMy mom was right; You don't belong here. You're fired!
I'm going to find that stone, and when I get home, you all better be gone.
Mini-Boss. [speaking Minionese as if saying, "I'm sorry. How about we all go with you?"]
And Otto, close your yapper!
Oh.
Somebody bring me a phone, call home, it's ransom time.
No, no, no! My mom will probably pay you to keep me!
Good one. Call.
One day, I hope to fake my own death to escape the authorities.
Shoot for the moon, kid, Shoot for the moon.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! Where do you think you're going? Hmm? You stole from us, and now you're gonna pay. [ties him up to the clock tower] Enjoy being torn apart.
Hey! [Minionese]
Guys!
GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!
DESTROY THE KID!!!








