You're not Mack!
Truck Mack!? I ain't no Mack. I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake! Turn on your lights, you moron!
Lightning McQueen
Owen Wilson · 45 quotes
Mater
Larry the Cable Guy · 40 quotes
Doc Hudson
Paul Newman · 22 quotes
Sally Carrera
Bonnie Hunt · 12 quotes
Fillmore
George Carlin · 11 quotes
Sheriff
Michael Wallis · 11 quotes
Chick Hicks
Michael Keaton · 7 quotes
Sarge
Paul Dooley · 6 quotes
Luigi
Tony Shalhoub · 5 quotes
Ramone
Cheech Marin · 5 quotes
Darrell Cartrip
Darrell Waltrip · 4 quotes
Flo
Jenifer Lewis · 3 quotes
Harv
Jeremy Piven · 2 quotes
Mack
John Ratzenberger · 2 quotes
Dedication
1 quote
Most scenes together: Lightning McQueen & Mater (19), Lightning McQueen & Doc Hudson (13), Mater & Doc Hudson (9)
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Lizzie
There's only one person who could do that job, and that's Big Al.
Lizzie, Big Al left like 15 years ago.
Lizzie
Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?
Rust-eze Brothers
Ladies and Gentlemen, Lightning McQueen!
[A spotlight is shone on Lightning. A long pause] Mack[off in the distance]: Free Bird!
[without enthusiasm]
You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a good race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze [aside: and an insane amount of luck], you too can look like me. Ka-chow.
Rusty Rust-eze
Don't drive like my brother!
Dusty Rust-eze
Don't drive like my brother!
Hey there, Mater!
Howdy, Sally!
Hi folks.
Everyone
Morning Sally!
You know her?
She's the town attorney...and my fianc?e.
What?
I'm just kiddin'. She just likes me for my body.
WILL YOU TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF!?
Respect the classics, man... its Hendrix!
I knowed I made a good choice!
In what?
My best friend.
WHEE-HOO!! I'm the first one on the new road! Oh-ho! [wobbling as he drives down the sloppy-looking "new" road] It rides purty smooth. [continues wobbling)
It looks awful.
Well, it matches the rest of the town.
[Red goes off crying behind a wall]
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Mater!
I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]
[After Lightning causes a sloppy and bumpy new road; Mater is excited about it.]
WHEE-HOO!! I'm the first one on the new road! Uh, oh—— [drives onto the road, and vibrates as he moves over the bumpy tar, and several objects fall off him] It rides purty smooth. [continues vibrating]
Well, it matches the rest of the town.
Oh! [Red sadly frowns and drives off, crying] Red?
[Red continues crying, and disappears as he drives around the impound, knocking over a pile of tires. Sally then turns to McQueen.]
Who do you think you are?
[strictly; enters]
The deal was you fix the road. Not make it worse. Now, scrape it off! Start over again.
Hey, look, grandpa, I'm not a bulldozer. I'm a race car.
Oh, ho, ho! Is that right? Then why don't we just have a little race? Me and you.
What?
If you win, you go, and I fix the road. If I win, you do the road my way.
Doc, what are you doing?
[laughs]
I don't mean to be rude here, Doc, but you probably go (from) 0-60 in like what? 3.5 years?
Then I reckon you ain't got nothin' to worry about.
You know what, old timer? That's a wonderful idea. Let's race.
[All the main characters are at the Drive-In Theater]
Sign: Toy Car Story
'Woody: YOU! ARE A TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Buzz Lightyear
You are a sad, strange little Wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
Woody Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Hamm
I hate to break up the road rally, guys, but: THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O'CLOCK!
Oh boy! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' you, he's one great actor!
Sign: Monster Trucks Inc.
Mike We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sulley
But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble! She needs our help!
Mike You're still not listening! [Looks behind Sulley, who turns around]
Abominable Snowplow
Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow Cone?
Oh boy! That Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian.
Sign: A Bug's Life
Flik
Circus cars!? How can you be circus cars!?
P.T. Flea
These are the lousiest circus cars in the world. And they're gonna make me rich!
Wait a minute. They're just using the same actor over and over again!!!!!!!!! What kind of a cut-rate production is this!?
[As Lightning is racing around Willy's Butte alone, Doc arrives to see Sheriff watching him.]
Sheriff! Is he makin' another run for it?
No, no. He ran outta asphalt in the middle of the night, asked me if he could come down here. All he's trying to do is make that there turn.
[slides off the track and onto the dirt]
NO NO NO NO!! Aw, great! [Doc laughs and drives back onto the track] Perfect turns on every track I've ever raced on.
[looks at Sheriff]
Sheriff, why don't you get yourself a quart of oil at Flo's. I'll keep an eye on him.
[His engine revving as he still tries to make the final turn. But again, he slides off the track onto the dirt. McQueen slides towards the camera, screaming, and dust fills the screen. When it clears, McQueen has a tumbleweed on his head. He spits some dust out. Doc then appears in front of him as he moves the tumbleweed off.]
This ain't asphalt, son, this is dirt.
Oh, great. What do you want? You here to gloat?
You don't have three-wheel brakes, so you got to pitch it hard, break it loose and then just drive it with the throttle. Give it too much, you'll be outta the dirt and into the tulips.
So you're a judge, a doctor and a racing expert.
I'll put it simple. If you goin' hard enough left, you'll find yourself turnin' right.
Ooh, right, that makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you! Or should I say, "No thank you"? [mockingly] Because in Opposite World, maybe that really means, "Thank you"! [drives off, to himself] Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!
[Doc groans, as he leaves Willy's Butte. Lightning looks back at Doc driving back to Radiator Springs.]
"Turn right to go left". Hmm. [He thinks about it before he tries itː he moves his front wheels right, but he then suddenly goes right.] AH! [falls and crashes on cactuses] Whoa! OW! Oh, that-- [a saguaro cactus falls and crashes on top of him] OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
[As Van and Minny are leaving Radiator Springs, they see Lightning along the way.]
Psst. Psst. Hey. Hey, hey, hey! I know how to get to the interstate!
Minny
Oh, do you?
Van
Minny, no.
No, not really. But listen. I'm Lightning McQueen, the famous race car. I'm being held here against my will. And I need you to call my team, so they can rescue me and get me to California in time for me to win the Piston Cup. Do you understand? [Van and Minny are grinning at him few seconds, then beeps their locks and starts driving away; scared] No, no, no, no, no! No, it's the truth! I'm telling you! You gotta help me! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! I'M IN HILLBILLY HELL! MY IQ'S DROPPING BY THE SECOND!! I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEEEEMMM!!! [his yelling echoes]
[sighs, to the townspeople]
Okay, don't worry. They know where we are now. They're gonna tell their friends. You'll see.
[Lightning McQueen finally got his chance to see Doc Hudson in action at Willy's Butte, but Doc just drives back to his clinic with Lightning following behind.]
Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!
Wonderful. Now go away.
Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!
I'm asking you to leave.
Come on. I'm a racecar, you're...a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME! UNDERSTAND?! NOW, GET OUT!
How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?
Right...your big wreck in '54...
They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. Know what they said? "You're history." Moved on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I just never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would...would find me here.
Hey Doc, I'm not them.
Really?
No, I'm not.
When was the last time you cared about anything except yourself, Hot Rod? You name me one time, and I will take it all back. [Lightning looks defeated since he can't think about the last time he cared for someone else] Uh-huh. I didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want them depending on someone they can't count on.
Oh, like you? You've been here for how long, and your friends don't even know who you are? Who's caring about only himself?!
Just finish that road and get outta here!
[Lightning McQueen is on trial for ripping up much of Radiator Springs' main street]
All right, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Sheriff. I want his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots. No, check that... I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the jail rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm... [notices Lightning, who grins nervously] Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed.
Yes!
Boy, I'm pretty good at this lawyerin' stuff!