Jeremy Piven movie quotes

50 quotes from 8 movies

PCU (1994) as James "Droz" Andrews

View Quote Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

View Quote Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

View Quote Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

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Smokin' Aces (2006) as Buddy "Aces" Israel

View Quote Do I believe in loyalty?

View Quote Hugo, there isn't a **** laundry detergent or cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.

View Quote [last words] Forgive me.

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Serendipity (2001) as Dean

View Quote You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: "Did he have passion?".

View Quote [Lying on the grass with Jonathan, outside Sara's house] Maybe we're lying here because you don't wanna be standing somewhere else.

View Quote [commenting on Jonathan's craziness] They should make pills for this.

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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) as Paul

View Quote Martin Blank: Debi's house.
Paul Spericki: Kinda crept up on you, didn't it?
Martin: No, you drove us here.
Paul: [pause] Yep.

View Quote Marty: I'm a professional killer.
Paul: Do you have to do post-graduate work for that?

View Quote Marty: This your Beamer?
Paul: Yeah.
Marty: In Detroit? That's sacrilege!

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Chasing Liberty (2004) as Alan Weiss

View Quote You know, it's not enough just to be a beauty Morales, you have to be able to appreciate beauty too.

View Quote Alan Weiss: To answer your question, no, I don't get women like that. I haven't actually had a girlfriend since... well let's just say that women stopped beating down my door the same time that the bangs stopped covering the receding hair line.

View Quote Cynthia Morales: Well maybe you should stop overcompensating, you're a good looking... I mean you look fine some women like a bald head.
Alan Weiss: I am not bald yet.
Cynthia Morales: I'm just saying maybe you should embrace it. You could cut it real short... some women like that they find it sexy.

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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011) as Tick Tock

View Quote Tick Tock: No one ever notices time until it's gone.

View Quote Tick Tock: The bigger the crime, the better the time!

View Quote Tick Tock: Time waits for no man, no man but me.

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Cars (2006) as Harv

View Quote My star client disappears off the face of the Earth? How do you think I'm doing?... I'm doing great! You're everywhere, Baby! Radio, TV, the papers. You can't buy this kind of publicity. What do you need me for? That's just a figure of speech, by the way, you signed a contract.

View Quote And it is such an honor to be your agent, it almost hurts me to take ten percent of your winnings. And merchandising. And ancillary rights in perpetuity.

Very Bad Things (1998) as Michael Berkow

View Quote Your kids are one crutch away from a telethon.