A character in Smokin' Aces (2006)

Buddy "Aces" Israel quotes from Smokin' Aces (2006)

Jeremy Piven

Most-quoted character in Smokin' Aces (2006): in 11 of its 47 quotes

A line from Buddy "Aces" Israel [mimicking Russian accent]

A cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? That looks like a jizz. Yeah, Eastern European jizz. That looks like some ****head shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. The twist is it's my $12,000 calf skin jacket. Okay so you got the semen. You got the human ejaculate that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours alright, work its way into the fabric **** fibers.

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Buddy "Aces" Israel

What do you see right now? You see exactly and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion, Ivy. That is the lie that I tell your eyes. Makin' the magic happen in the moment, in that split second you can see past this mother****er and find that's all bullshit. I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That is why I am valuable here Ivy, and that is why you are not. I am sorry. I love you. I never wanted it to be like this, you know that.

Buddy "Aces" Israel

Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the **** square root of something. What did you say to Mecklen on the little mother**** machine?!

Buddy "Aces" Israel

Are you a colossal **** idiot?

Buddy "Aces" Israel

Hugo, there isn't a **** laundry detergent or cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.

Buddy "Aces" Israel

These flowers have wilted. Call the florist.
[about his many prostitutes.]

Buddy "Aces" Israel

And I say this from the bottom of my heart: retire.

Buddy "Aces" Israel

We just gotta keep ourselves together. Stay with me. Stay with me man. Hugo, you with me? You with me baby?

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