James "Droz" Andrews These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.
Played by Jeremy Piven 
PCU (1994) · 46 quotes
PCU (1994) · 46 quotes
Most-quoted character in PCU (1994): in 16 of its 46 quotes
A line from James "Droz" AndrewsSanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.
More lines from James "Droz" Andrews
13 quotes James "Droz" Andrews James "Droz" Andrews What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.
James "Droz" Andrews We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.
James "Droz" Andrews Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.
James "Droz" Andrews You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.
James "Droz" Andrews Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed To Kill".
James "Droz" Andrews Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?
James "Droz" Andrews Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womynists.
James "Droz" Andrews Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
James "Droz" Andrews I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.
James "Droz" Andrews You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.
James "Droz" Andrews Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.
James "Droz" Andrews Gutter is a tool!
Scenes with James "Droz" Andrews
2 scenes Droz Hey! You made it!
Samantha Yeah! Decent party. I can't believe the naked guy showed.
Droz Naked guy! Excellent butt, now it's a party!
Who's on beer?
Droz Uh, that'd roughly be you gut. I'd suggest kegs; multiple, cold, and domestic.
