Rand I scheme and plan for months and it gets screwed up because you can't control the students! Never send a woman to do a man's job!
Played by David Spade 
PCU (1994) · 46 quotes
PCU (1994) · 46 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in PCU (1994): in 4 of its 46 quotes
A line from RandPride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.
More lines from Rand
2 quotes Rand Rand Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!
Scenes with Rand
1 scene
B.D.
America's greatest president.
Rand It's me, Rand. Open up.
B.D.
America's greatest president.
Rand Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"
B.D.
A casual shoe for yachting
Rand What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
B.D.
They killed Jesus Christ.
Rand "Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.
