Mullaney Now we're even for the milkbones. Mullaney You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit. Mullaney Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.