Stop calling your arms guns!
Ron Burgundy
Will Ferrell · 85 quotes
Brick Tamland
Steve Carell · 35 quotes
Brian Fantana
Paul Rudd · 25 quotes
Veronica Corningstone
Christina Applegate · 21 quotes
Champ Kind
David Koechner · 20 quotes
Ed Harken
Fred Willard · 8 quotes
Wes Mantooth
Vince Vaughn · 6 quotes
Frank Vitchard
Luke Wilson · 3 quotes
Narrator
3 quotes
Arturo Mendez
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Ron Burgundy & Brian Fantana (14), Ron Burgundy & Brick Tamland (12), Ron Burgundy & Veronica Corningstone (11)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes
Page 10 of 11Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
The biggest story of the year, and my anchorwoman disappears?? Dammit... get me a phone. I can't believe I'm about to do this. [...] I'd rather slit my throat.
The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.
Today, we spell redemption R-O-N.
Well you... have bad hair.
Whammy! [repeated line]
What do you think this is? Amateur hour?!
When in Rome......
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
You bitch!!
You look like a blueberry!
You woke the bears! Why did you do that?
You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have.
Baxter
[subtitled conversation between Ron's dog Baxter and an attacking bear]
Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear
We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter
On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear
Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter
I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear
Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.