The biggest story of the year, and my anchorwoman disappears?? Dammit... get me a phone. I can't believe I'm about to do this. [...] I'd rather slit my throat.
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Ron Burgundy Where did you get a hand grenade, Brick?
Brick Tamland I don't know.
Ron Burgundy You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank Vitchard Oh, yeah? Well, you're about to be in... dead place!
Ron Burgundy I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone Really.
Ron Burgundy People know me.
Veronica Corningstone Well, I'm very happy for you.
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