Fred Willard movie quotes

27 quotes from 5 movies

Best in Show (2000) as Buck Laughlin

View Quote Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, maxing out at 400!

View Quote Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact. How does the name "Mayflower" get up to the Quaker City?

View Quote And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) as Ed Harken

View Quote [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

View Quote Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

View Quote [on the phone with his son] Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.

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A Mighty Wind (2003) as Mike Lafontaine

View Quote I worked some bills with a few Folkies, you know, 'Put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him, put 'em in a cell with a long hose on him,' Ha. But if you put him in a cell with a long hose on him, he'd make a lot of friends in the shower room. Heh, heh, heh. Folk audiences hated that joke.

View Quote [throughout the movie]: Wha' happened?

View Quote Put Him In A Long Boat Until He's Sober.

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Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014) as Secretary of the Interior

View Quote Uh, tell me how the park's indigenous wildlife population is?

This is Spinal Tap (1984) as Lt. Hookstratten

View Quote May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.