Buck Laughlin I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. Buck Laughlin I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun. Buck Laughlin I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"