“I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well...” – Buck Laughlin, Best in Show ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Best in Show 2000

Buck Laughlin Fred Willard

I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

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