“Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as...” – Ed Harken, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 2004

Ed Harken Fred Willard

[on the phone with his son]

Put down the gun, and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.

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