Hey Broseph! Did you just throw a burrito out the window?
Now this is happenin'! [kicks Baxter over a bridge]
Oh, yeah? Well, you're about to be in . . . dead place!
I am going to straight-up murder your ass!
Ugh! I did not see that coming!
Oh, COME ON! It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous!
¿Comó están, Beetches! Spanish language news is here! Today's top story: The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood!
¡Policia!
Here's tonight's Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor, Ron Burgundy, and Tits McGee.
Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials, no mercy!
They have a saying in my country for people like him [to Veronica Corningstone about Ron Burgundy] The coyote of the desert always likes to eat the heart of the young. Where the blood drips down to the children for breakfast, lunch and dinner... only the ribs will be broken into two... ôôôôä
