Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Legally Blonde (2001): in 4 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Elle (2)
So, if you don't know an answer, they're just gonna kick you out?
So, you have Stromwell, huh?
Yes. Did she do that to you, too?
No, but she did make me cry once.... not in class — I waited until I got back to my room, but yeah, she'll kick you right in the balls.... or wherever.
Don't ask.
Wasn't gonna.
Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Yes.
Where?
A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.
How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
Three months.
And your boyfriend's name is....?
Chuck.
Right.
Pardon me; pardon me.
Yes, Mr. Salvatore?
I was confused. I thought you said “friend”. Chuck is just a friend.
Oh.
YOU BITCH!
Chuck, wait!
You have no idea what you're talking about.
What's going on?
Elle quit. Callahan hit on her so she quit.
Oh, my god. Scumbag.
What?
I feel so terrible, I made a huge mistake.
Well, there's something we can do about it.
