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Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
Emmett: Where?
Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.
Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is....?
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
Emmett: Right.
[Everyone gasps/laughs]
Enrique Salvatore: Pardon me; pardon me.
Emmett: Yes, Mr. Salvatore?
Enrique Salvatore: I was confused. I thought you said “friend”. Chuck is just a friend.
Emmett: Oh.
Chuck: [leaving the courtroom] YOU BITCH!
Enrique: [standing up] Chuck, wait!
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