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View Quote And as if some kind of slut magic, POOF, you appear at my door
View Quote And remember: the difference between ordinary and extraordinary... is that little something extra. Alright, that's all I have for you. Have a great shift. Oh, and, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.
View Quote And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it so it looks like a beard or it doesn't count.
View Quote As if that negates the fact that once we got past foreplay, you turned into the Little Engine Who Couldn't Hold His Load.
View Quote Bitch, what makes you think I won't cut you?
View Quote Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
View Quote Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?
View Quote Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
View Quote Did you see the tits at table 12?
View Quote Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated, and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin.
View Quote Foreigners! I ****ing hate foreigners!
View Quote **** you, bitch!
View Quote I can't believe how many homos we got workin' in here!
View Quote I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.
View Quote I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule: Don't **** with people who handle your food.