Waiting... 2005 quotes, page 2

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[Regarding Nick and T-Dog]

Those guys should be sterilized, and I'm not kidding at all.

All right everybody, listen up, from here on out, Mitch is a made man. Anyone who has anything different to say, Nick and T-Dog will ****in' cut you!

Dan

And remember: the difference between ordinary and extraordinary... is that little something extra. Alright, that's all I have for you. Have a great shift. Oh, and, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.

And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it so it looks like a beard or it doesn't count.

As if that negates the fact that once we got past foreplay, you turned into the Little Engine Who Couldn't Hold His Load.

Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?

Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated, and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin.