You callin' me a liar?
Well, if the boot fits...
Buzz Lightyear
Tim Allen · 33 quotes
Rex
Wallace Shawn · 23 quotes
Hamm
John Ratzenberger · 22 quotes
Mr. Potato Head
Don Rickles · 19 quotes
Slinky
Jim Varney · 17 quotes
Stinky Pete the Prospector
Kelsey Grammer · 15 quotes
Buzz #2
14 quotes
Jessie
Joan Cusack · 12 quotes
Al McWiggin
9 quotes
Bo Peep
Annie Potts · 7 quotes
Evil Emperor Zurg
Andrew Stanton · 7 quotes
Mrs. Potato Head
Estelle Harris · 6 quotes
Tour Guide Barbie
Jodi Benson · 6 quotes
Andy Davis
John Morris · 3 quotes
Al McWhiggin
Wayne Knight · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Woody & Stinky Pete the Prospector (11), Woody & Buzz Lightyear (10), Buzz Lightyear & Buzz #2 (7)
Toy Story 2 quotes
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Luggage carrier #1
Hold it! There's a couple more bags coming from the terminal!
Luggage carrier #2
Too late! Put 'em on the next flight!
Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz
How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Not quite everybody.
Buzz
Who's behind?
Mine.
[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]
How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!
Woody, don't be mad at Jessie. She's been through more than you know. Why not make amends before you leave, huh? It's the least you can do.
All right. But I don't know what good it'll do.
Aah! My source of power! No! Come back! [the manual disappears below a shelf] NO!!! [turns back to chase after the car] Hey! Come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboard! Slow down! Aah!
Remain seated please. Permanezcan sentados, por favor.
Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Prepare to die.
Aah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
I did it... I finally defeated Zurg!
How do we get inside?
Buzz
Use your head!
What happened?
Woody's been shelved!
We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.
Buzz! Buzz, my back is going to Baton Route!
Buzz
Slinky!
Here we come, Woody!
Woody, here we come!
Woody!
Nice flash though.
Buzz
[Buzz catching up with the case]
Okay, Woody, let's go!
Hey! No one does that to my friend! [fights the Prospector but the Prospector shoves him off]
[reopens the rip in Woody's arm]
Your choice, Woody. You can either go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed ya once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box!
Never!
Fine! [raises his pick to finish Woody, but gets stunned by flash cameras]
Buzz
[grabs the Prospector]
Gotcha!
Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll all be ruined! Forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime. [points to something off-screen] Right over there, guys!
Amy
[a girl finding the Prospector in her backpack next to the Barbie doll]
Look, Barbie, a big, ugly man doll. Oh, he needs a makeover.
Hi! You'll like Amy. She's an artist! [the Prospector bursts into tears and starts crying]
Amy's mother: Come on, hon.
Happy trails, Prospector.
I beg your pardon, madam, but where's Al's office?
Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you.
It's him.
The chicken man.
Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
That's the kidnapper, all right.
A kidnapper! An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.