Wayne Knight movie quotes

20 quotes from 5 movies

Jurassic Park (1993) as Dennis Nedry

View Quote I am totally unappreciated in my time! We can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines and de-bug two million lines of code for what I bid this job? Because I'd sure as hell like to see them try!

View Quote [To a Dilophosaurus which appears to be stupid according to Dennis' logic] No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.

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Basic Instinct (1992) as John Correli

View Quote John Correli: Did you kill Mr. Boz, Miss Tramell?
Catherine Tramell: I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill somebody the way I described it in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid.

View Quote John Correli: There's no smoking in this building, Miss Tramell.
Catherine Tramell: What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?

View Quote John Correli: You ever engaged in any sadomasochistic activity?
Catherine Tramell: Exactly what did you have in mind, Mr. Corelli?

Dirty Dancing (1987) as Stan

View Quote Okay, we got horseshoes on the south lawn in 15 minutes! We've got splish-splash the water class down by the lake. We have the still life art class. We got volleyball and croquet. And for you older folks, we got sacks!

View Quote My God, it's Cleopatra. I feel like such an asp.

View Quote I finally found a girl exactly like my mother. Acts like, dresses like her. So I brought her home. My father doesn't like her! Go figure!

Punisher: War Zone (2008) as Linus Lieberman/Microchip

View Quote I know this thing with the Fed is eating you up inside but that doesn't mean you pack up your tent. We all make mistakes, Frank. You're fighting a war against the assholes who slip through the raindrops, who get away with it. In every war, there's collateral damage. You know that.

View Quote You know the police have nothing on him. Their hands are tied! This is where the Punisher comes in! That's why I believe in you; why I've supported you all these years! You want me to tell you when something happens to Mrs. Donatelli and her daughter? 'Cause that's what's gonna happen. You don't think he's gonna go after them for revenge? It's not a question of "if," it's a matter of "when!"

View Quote Ever heard of "Jihadi Blogger.com?" I'm posing as a one-armed Wahhabi warrior who took a crap in a cave next to Bin Laden. I think I can spare you a couple of rocket launchers.

Toy Story 2 (1999) as Al McWhiggin

View Quote Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm, a little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl hat! I found him! I found him, I found him!

View Quote Don't touch my mustache!