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View Quote Agent Budiansky: Which drawer?
Martin Soap: What?
Agent Budiasnky: The alleged punisher murders.
Martin Soap: All of them.
[Budiansky looks around the room, seeing that the room is filled with different file cabinets]
View Quote Billy Russoti: Alright, that's it, no more distractions. We need to focus on my goals. One: we gotta get my money back. Two: we're gonna get rid of Frank Castle.
Ink: But he took out, like thirty of us. I mean, how are we going to kill him before he'll kill us?
Billy Russoti: My brother will take care of that.
Ink: Loony Bin Jim?
Pittsy: Shut the **** up!
Billy Russoti: [chokes Ink] His name is James. Not Loony Bin Jim. Not LBJ. James.
Ink: I'm sorry. It's a good idea! Really, it is. [Billy releases him]
Pittsy: Don't mind him. He doesn't think before he talks, just like his mother! Sorry about that, Billy.
Billy Russoti: Billy is dead. From now on... you call me, "Jigsaw."
View Quote Jigsaw: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Angela Donatelli: Please. Help us!
Loony Bin Jim: Shut the **** up!
Jigsaw: Come on, Castle. Don't be shy. Throw down your gun.
[Castle tosses the gun away]
Loony Bin Jim: Die, you bastard!
Jigsaw: No! James, that's no way to punish the Punisher.
[Jigsaw picks up the gun, examines the remaining rounds, and shoots Frank]
Jigsaw: Oh, ho ho! Nice shooter! [walks up to Micro, shooting Frank two more times] Catch! [throws him the gun] Let's play a game! What do you say? You got one round left in there. You shoot one of these two, I'll let the other one go free. What do you say, Frank? Who's it to be? You fat friend right here, or that nice little piece of jailbait over there?
Frank Castle: Burn in hell.
Jigsaw: Okay. Then they both die. [moves to shoot Micro]
Micro: Frank! She's a kid. Shoot me.
[Frank aims his gun at Micro, but lowers it]
Jigsaw: Okay, **** it. Kill her first.
Angela Donatelli: No!
Frank Castle: Stop!
Jigsaw: He's made a decision. [to Micro] Not lookin' too good for you, fatso.
[Frank aims his gun at Micro]
Jigsaw: After three, Castle. One... two...
Frank Castle: You won't feel a thing, Micro.
Jigsaw: Three.
[Frank shoots Loony Bin Jim]
View Quote Jigsaw: [After he and his goons break into the Donatelli home] Evening, Mrs. Donatelli. Or, will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?
Angela Donatelli: What do you want from us?
Jigsaw: I'm looking for my money, which your rat of a husband stole from me!
Angela Donatelli: But we don't have it, I swear to god!
Jigsaw: [To Grace] How about you, sweet-cheeks? Would you also like to swear on an imaginary friend?
View Quote Jigsaw: [Towards Loony Bin Jim's cruel asylum orderly as they break Loony Bin Jim out.] I'll take care of this guy.
Loony Bin Jim: Oh no, brother. Fatso's mine!
Jigsaw: Of course.
[Loony Bin Jim slowly walks towards the orderly as the orderly stares in fear.]
Loony Bin Jim: I'm gonna get my applesauce back. Did you know...kindeys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden? Did you know that? Yes. Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy.
[Loony Bin Jim pins the orderley to the ground behind a desk as we hear tearing and gushing sounds with Loony Bin Jim growling insane and the orderly groans in pain]
Pittsy: [holds a bottle of pills] What do you say, boss? Stuff might come in handy.
Jigsaw: What for?
Pittsy: Well, uh... in case he starts, you know, not feeling so good.
[Loony Bin Jim tears the man's kidney out and starts eating it]
Jigsaw: He's doing just great.
View Quote Pittsy: The **** you doin?!
Maginty: Uh...would it be alright, if we took the roof, instead of the longway?
Pittsy: Whatever.
Maginty: You're a ****ing saint!
View Quote [Frank impales Jigsaw with a metal rod]
Jigsaw: **** you.
Frank Castle: Let me put you out of my misery. [pushes him onto a fire]
View Quote [after Frank kills Pittsy] GODDAMMIT, CASTLE!
View Quote [after seeing his "repaired" face] I need to talk to my doctor alone.
View Quote [To Grace Donatelli] For the next time somebody gets in your light. [hands her a flashlight]
View Quote Agent..."Budiansky?" Did I get that right?
View Quote And how about you, sweet cheeks? Are you going to swear on an imaginary friend?
View Quote Billy is dead. From now on, you call me Jigsaw.
View Quote Castle's a slippery one.
View Quote Did you know that kidneys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden?