Punisher: War Zone 2008 quotes

40 quotes · 7 characters
Punisher: War Zone (2008) poster
Characters
James Russoti/Loony Bin Jim Doug Hutchison · 6 quotes
Martin Soap Dash Mihok · 5 quotes
Paul Budiansky Colin Salmon · 5 quotes
Angela Donatelli Julie Benz · 4 quotes
Jigsaw Dominic West · 4 quotes
Pittsy Mark Camacho · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Angela Donatelli & Jigsaw (2)

Punisher: War Zone quotes

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Agent Budiansky

Which drawer?

What?

Agent Budiasnky

The alleged punisher murders.

All of them.
[Budiansky looks around the room, seeing that the room is filled with different file cabinets]

Billy Russoti

Alright, that's it, no more distractions. We need to focus on my goals. One: we gotta get my money back. Two: we're gonna get rid of Frank Castle.

Ink

But he took out, like thirty of us. I mean, how are we going to kill him before he'll kill us?

Billy Russoti

My brother will take care of that.

Ink

Loony Bin Jim?

Pittsy

Shut the **** up!

Billy Russoti
[chokes Ink]

His name is James. Not Loony Bin Jim. Not LBJ. James.

Ink

I'm sorry. It's a good idea! Really, it is. [Billy releases him]

Pittsy

Don't mind him. He doesn't think before he talks, just like his mother! Sorry about that, Billy.

Billy Russoti

Billy is dead. From now on... you call me, "Jigsaw."

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Please. Help us!

Shut the **** up!

Come on, Castle. Don't be shy. Throw down your gun.

[Castle tosses the gun away]

Die, you bastard!

No! James, that's no way to punish the Punisher.

[Jigsaw picks up the gun, examines the remaining rounds, and shoots Frank]

Oh, ho ho! Nice shooter! [walks up to Micro, shooting Frank two more times] Catch! [throws him the gun] Let's play a game! What do you say? You got one round left in there. You shoot one of these two, I'll let the other one go free. What do you say, Frank? Who's it to be? You fat friend right here, or that nice little piece of jailbait over there?

Frank Castle

Burn in hell.

Okay. Then they both die. [moves to shoot Micro]

Frank! She's a kid. Shoot me.

[Frank aims his gun at Micro, but lowers it]

Okay, **** it. Kill her first.

Frank Castle

Stop!

He's made a decision. [to Micro] Not lookin' too good for you, fatso.

[Frank aims his gun at Micro]

After three, Castle. One... two...

Frank Castle

You won't feel a thing, Micro.

Three.
[Frank shoots Loony Bin Jim]

[After he and his goons break into the Donatelli home]

Evening, Mrs. Donatelli. Or, will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?

What do you want from us?

I'm looking for my money, which your rat of a husband stole from me!

But we don't have it, I swear to god!

[To Grace]

How about you, sweet-cheeks? Would you also like to swear on an imaginary friend?

[Towards Loony Bin Jim's cruel asylum orderly as they break Loony Bin Jim out.]

I'll take care of this guy.

Oh no, brother. Fatso's mine!

Of course.

[Loony Bin Jim slowly walks towards the orderly as the orderly stares in fear.]

I'm gonna get my applesauce back. Did you know...kindeys and applesauce are a delicacy in Sweden? Did you know that? Yes. Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy.

Pittsy
[Loony Bin Jim pins the orderley to the ground behind a desk as we hear tearing and gushing sounds with Loony Bin Jim growling insane and the orderly groans in pain] [holds a bottle of pills]

What do you say, boss? Stuff might come in handy.

What for?

Pittsy

Well, uh... in case he starts, you know, not feeling so good.

[Loony Bin Jim tears the man's kidney out and starts eating it]

He's doing just great.

Pittsy

The **** you doin?!

Maginty

Uh...would it be alright, if we took the roof, instead of the longway?

Pittsy

Whatever.

Maginty

You're a **** saint!

[Frank impales Jigsaw with a metal rod]

**** you.

Frank Castle

Let me put you out of my misery. [pushes him onto a fire]

[after seeing his "repaired" face]

I need to talk to my doctor alone.

[To Grace Donatelli]

For the next time somebody gets in your light. [hands her a flashlight]

And how about you, sweet cheeks? Are you going to swear on an imaginary friend?