Stuart Little 1999 quotes, page 3

90 quotes · 15 characters
Stuart Little (1999) poster
Characters
Stuart Michael J. Fox · 31 quotes
Snowbell Nathan Lane · 23 quotes
Smokey Chazz Palminteri · 14 quotes
Monty Steve Zahn · 11 quotes
Lucky Jim Doughan · 10 quotes
Reginald Scout 10 quotes
Camille Scout 9 quotes
Red David Alan Grier · 9 quotes
Mrs. Keeper Julia Sweeney · 7 quotes
Dr. Beechwood Dabney Coleman · 3 quotes
Uncle Stretch Patrick Thomas O'Brien · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Eleanor Little & Frederick Little (17), Stuart & Eleanor Little (13), Stuart & Snowbell (13)

Stuart Little quotes

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Mr. and Mrs. Little, we try to discourage couples from adopting outside of their own... species. It rarely works out.

Say good night...Tinkerbell.

[Snowbell gulps]

Hey, SMOKEY!!! His name is Snowbell! [Smacks him off the tree with a branch]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Didn't your mothers warn you not to go into Central Park at night?

My mother was the reason you didn't go into Central Park at night!

Red

Yeah, you tell 'em, Smokey!

Snow, where are you going?

Oh. I got to stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself. And believe me, that could take hours if you do it right. Ciao.

[After it is revealed that the Stouts lied about being Stuart's real parents]

They know about the Stouts! They know about the Stouts! The jig is up! What're we gonna do?!

Hey, get ahold of yourself. What are you talking about?

This is very-- I'm in big--! I'm in DEEP POOPY-DOO!

Calm down, calm down. Don't get your fur in a bunch. All we need is a new plan.

We do what we should've done in the first place; We scratch him out.

Scratch him out?

But Smokey, the police are involved! I don't wanna get kicked out of my house! I'm not a street cat, I'm a house cat! I don't wanna lose my furry basket or my tinkle-ball that I push along the floor with my nose!

Snow, buddy, pull yourself together.

It's settled. Stuart Little get scratched tonight.

[At the golf course house, Reginald wakes Stuart up]

Stuart, wake up.

Huh?

Get dress.

Why?

Uh, we’re taking you for a ride.

Where we’re going?

Some friends of ours have gathered just to meet you.

A gathering? What should I wear?

It doesn’t matter. Wear anything.

Is it formal?

Just put something on!

[Camille is crying about putting Stuart for an orphanage adoption]

Why's Mom crying? Mom? I'm not angry at you for putting me up for adoption.

[Camille still cries]

And now that I'm a Stout again, I'll always be here to take care of you. Because that's what families do. Mom, they, they take care of each other.

[Camille finishes crying as he passes Reginald, who's holding her purse. She snatches the purse from her husband's hands, then smacks it on his side.]

Ow!

[shouts]

TELL HIM THE TRUTH!!

[Snowbell sits Stuart down on a branch]

Snowbell, you saved me?

Yeah, yeah. Look, let's get one thing straight. I'm doing this for the Littles. They used to love you. George says he used to love you. They're all miserable without you.

But, Snowbell, you said--

I know what I said, I... I lied, okay? Welcome to Manhattan. I'm the one that hates you more than anything.

Oh, Snowbell. You do care! [hugs his front leg]

Ugh. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, that's enough.

[arriving with the other cats]

Snow, what's he doin' to your leg? I can't help to think this is wrong.

What the Hell's goin' on here?

Uh, look, Smokey, uh, call me fickled, but... I want to call this whole thing off, okay?

Too late.

Come on, Smokey, can't we talk it over? You know, Stuart's not so bad once you get to know him, and he's got his own car.

Careful, house cat. You're askin' for it.

Snow, what are you doin'? Come on, he's just a mouse.

Snowbelll

He's not just a mouse. He's-- He's-- He's family.

Oh, yeah! [laughing hysterically] I could see the resemblance! [he and the other cats laugh hysterically]

[angrily]

Is that what you think? You have to look alike to be family? [the cats abruptly stop laughing] You don't have to look alike. You don't even have to like each other. Look at Snowbell: He hates me, and still, he's tryin' to save me. And I hate him too. He decides to never speak to me again. Sure, you'll probably scratch him up pretty bad, you'd tear him to shreds; you may even kill him... [Snowbell gulps] ...but Snowbell will not run away, and that is what family is all about. Right...Snow?

[chuckles nervously]

Maybe "Family"'s too strong a word.

Scratch 'em both!

Both?!

[Stuart rides Snowbell home]

You know, Snow, I don't know how to thank you.

How about not kicking me in the sides? I'm beginning to bruise.

Sorry. I was getting excited, I've never ridden a cat bareback before.

Well, don't get used to it.

[from the top of the stairs]

Fairy tales are real? Oy, I'm gonna cough up a furball.

[Smokey meets Stuart in Central Park]

How you doin'? You must be Stuart.

Actually, I must be going. [gets into his car]

What's your hurry, Murray?

Red

Yeah, where ya goin', Murray-- uh, Stuart? What's his name?
[Stuart speeds off]

[to salesman]

Something formal, I should think. I'm not sure of the fabric, but it should breathe. He has a tendency to burrow and climb and generally scurry about.

A little further. Keep him coming. Keep him coming. I can almost reach him. Keep it coming. I got him. He's mine.

A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be living in a hole. This is my family.