Geena Davis movie quotes

View Quote [to her 7-year-old daughter] Stop being a little baby and get up. Life is pain. Get used to it!

View Quote [to a drunken friend] Earl, do me a favor? … Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".

View Quote [to Timothy] It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

View Quote There's a giant blow dryer in my pool.

View Quote I'm just a manicurist. I don't know about anything about anything, except nails. You know, nails?

View Quote Really, I could keep my mouth shut. I mean, I'm the kind of person that you could tell anything to and I'd never tell. Ask my cousin, Debbie. You know, she got like her boobs done and I never told anyone. Oh! Except I just told you.

View Quote I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

View Quote Goddamn it! I've never been lucky! Not one time! It is very expensive dialog

View Quote You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!

View Quote [After Seth teleports again]
Seth: [To Tawny] Okay, okay! Now you're going to like it!
Tawny: I don't want to! [Seth drags Tawny to the lab] I'm afraid!
Seth: Don't be afraid!
Veronica: [Surprising them] No. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

View Quote [Seth is in the final stages of the transformation]
Seth: You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? [Veronica shakes her head] Neither have I. Insects don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but...I'm afraid... [groans]
Veronica: I don't know what you're trying to say!
Seth: I'm saying... I'm saying I-I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man, and loved it. But now the dream is over...and the insect is awake.
Veronica: No, no, Seth...
Seth: I'm saying...I'll hurt you if you stay.

View Quote [After sending a baboon through the telepods, only to have it emerge as a bloody, malformed mess]
Veronica: [recording him with a camera] We've gotta do this, Seth. Talk to the tape. Get in the habit. The world will want to know what you're thinking--
Seth: [angrily] "****" is what I'm thinking!
Veronica: Good... The world will want to know that... What else? Why didn't it work?
Seth: [more calmly] I think it turned the baboon inside-out.
Veronica: Why?
Seth: It can't cope with the flesh. It only seems to work on inanimate objects; nothing that's living. Must be my fault.
Veronica: Why?
Seth: Computers are dumb. They only know what you tell them. I must not know enough about the flesh myself. I'm gonna have to learn. [is silent for a moment] I don't wanna talk now.
[Ronnie turns off the camera and sadly watches him leave]

View Quote Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

View Quote Juno: What's wrong?
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.

View Quote Lydia: Are you the guys hiding out in the attic?
Adam: We're ghosts!
Lydia: What do you look like under there?
Adam: Aren't you scared?
Lydia: I'm not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?
Adam: Night of the what?
Lydia: Living Dead. It's a movie.
Barbara: You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.
Adam: You can see us without the sheets?
Lydia: Of course I can see you.
Adam: Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?
Lydia: Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.
Barbara: You look like a regular girl to me.
Adam: You've read our book?
Lydia: Yeah.
Adam: You can follow it?
Lydia: Yeah. Why were you guys creeping around in Delia's bedroom?
Adam: We were trying to scare your mother.
Lydia: Stepmother. Anyway, you can't scare her. She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.