Juno What's wrong?
We're very unhappy.
Juno What did you expect? You're dead.
Played by Sylvia Sidney 
Beetlejuice (1988) · 34 quotes
Beetlejuice (1988) · 34 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Beetlejuice (1988): in 3 of its 34 quotes
Most scenes with: Barbara Maitland (2)
Scenes with Juno
3 scenes Juno Juno
Dumb Football Player #1
Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno I'm not your coach! He survived.
Dumb Football Player #2
Wait, Coach. Let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno Will you get out of here?!? Go on, get downstairs! "Men's room" - are you kidding? Can't you read signs?
Dumbest Football Player
[they come back into the office later]
Coach?
Juno What?
Dumbest Football Player
I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno How did you guess?
I didn't.
Juno [Adam and Barbara return to Juno's office in the Neitherworld, where Juno is talking to a team of dead football players] [to the football players]
Will you guys shut up and leave me alone? I've got all this paperwork to do. [to the Maitlands] You two, come in. Sit down. Get in here, both of ya! The whorehouse was my idea. I want Beetlejuice out of the picture! You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the Handbook!
When?
Juno [rolls her eyes]
Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
Dumb Football Player
Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno I'm not your coach! He survived.
Very Dumb Football Player
Wait, Coach. Let me get somethin’ straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno Will you get outta here?! Go on, get downstairs! "Men's room" - are ya kidding? Can't you read signs? [to Adam and Barbara] I’ll be right back.
Dumb Football Player
[They come back into the office later]
Coach?
Juno What?
Dumb Football Player
I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno How did ya guess?
