Dottie
Doesn't seem to.
Ernie
Well, it would bruise the hell out of me.
Dottie Hinson
Who are you?
Ernie
I'm Ernie Capadino and I'm a baseball scout. I saw you playing today. Not bad, not bad. You ever heard of Walter Harvey, makes Harvey bars - you know, the candy?
Dottie
Yeah. We feed them to the cows when they're constipated.
Ernie
That's the guy. He's starting a girls' baseball league, so he can make a buck while the boys are overseas. Wanna play?
Dottie
Huh?
Ernie
Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.
Kit
Professional baseball?
Ernie
Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.
Kit
We only make 30 at the dairy.
Ernie
Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?
