Michael J. Fox movie quotes

View Quote [after being seasick] Carrots? Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots!

View Quote [They are getting chased by the Leviathan; increasingly panicked] It's only a grease trap, it's just like a sink! It's only a grease trap, it's just like a sink!ǃ

View Quote [Seeing the Leviathan's eye] Jiminy Christmas! It's a machine!

View Quote That's why I've been feeling so sad. That's why I keep thinking of them! I'm not a Stout, I'm a Little! I'm Stuart Little! I'M STUART... LITTLE!!!!

View Quote Hello, everyone.

View Quote Oh, dear.

View Quote [when finding the toy airplane on the garbage barge] My... My plane. My plane! The silver lining! This is it!

View Quote We're gonna play like Brazilians!

View Quote Oh, dear.

View Quote They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.

View Quote So we walked... and walked... and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through my mind. Where were we? How were we gonna get home? Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog? And, most importantly, when were we gonna eat?

View Quote A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!

View Quote Eriksson: Everybody's acting like we can do anything and it don't matter what we do. Maybe we gotta' be extra careful because maybe it matters more than we even know.

View Quote Eriksson: Pardon me sir, what's your point, sir?
Capt. Hill: There ain't no point, Eriksson. I'm simply trying to illuminate the terrain in which we currently find ourselves deployed. You don't mind that, do you? And if you do, **** YOU! You on my frequency?
Eriksson: Yes SIR!

View Quote Eriksson: You sick son of a bitch!
Clark: I told you, cherry. What happen...
[Clark is hit in the face by Eriksson with a shovel]
Eriksson: Nobody cares, Meserve. I told everybody. I told them. You don't have to worry. You don't have to try to kill me, man. I told them, and THEY DON'T CARE!

View Quote [To President Sheperd] You have a deeper love of this country than any man I've ever known. And I want to know what it says to you that in the past seven weeks, 59% of Americans have begun to question your patriotism.

View Quote He's got the whole press corps asking each other how to spell "erudite".

View Quote Lewis Rothschild: Yeah, just vote your conscience, you chicken-shit lame-ass! [hangs up] We lost Jarrett.
Leon Kodak: Well, I hope so, because, you know, if that was an "undecided", then we need to work on our people skills.

View Quote [holding baby William] So you're my great-grandfather. The first McFly born in America. And you peed on me.

View Quote Doc: Well, good luck. For both our sakes. See you in the future.
Marty: You mean the past.
Doc: Exactly!

View Quote [Doc has just saved Marty from being hanged by Buford]
Doc: Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.
Marty: Or hanged.
Doc: What idiot dressed you in that outfit?
Marty: You did.

View Quote [To Jerry Ross] When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?

View Quote [Reporting in Pahrump, NV, where the Martians are landing] The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states. Waiting and watching. Why have they come? Curiosity? Or is it something more? Or is it simply to say "I was there. I was there when first man met Martian." Jason Stone, GNN. Pahrump.

View Quote Nathalie Lake: Jason, hi. It's me.
Jason Stone: Are you wearing a bra?

View Quote [last lines]
Dr. Lucy Lynskey: Boy that Dammers guy, he sure looks pissed.
Frank Bannister: [without realizing] Yeah.
[the penny suddenly drops and Frank looks back in surprise at Lucy]
Dr. Lucy Lynskey: Well sometimes Frank, you see when you go through a traumatic experience, it kind of alters your perception.

View Quote Frank Bannister: The chicken was not scary, Stuart. The chicken was stupid.

View Quote [Frank and Ray are passing through a graveyard with numerous ghosts around, when one ghost in the uniform of a U.S. Marine shows up]
Sergeant Hiles: What in the hell is going on out here?! [The ghosts all gasp and fall back into their graves] Get back in your graves!
Frank Bannister: Aw, son of a-!
Sergeant Hiles: Holy Jesus! Frank Bannister!
Frank Bannister: Go ahead, I'll handle this.
[Ray goes off to run ahead while Bannister stays behind]
Sergeant Hiles: What in the hell are you doing in my graveyard?! You have been told to stay away! [pause] SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
Frank Bannister: Yeah, well, it's a public place, Hiles.
Sergeant Hiles: I do not like you! You cannot bring your spooks in here without MY PERMISSION! DISAPPEAR, SCUMBAG! [throws a punch; Frank tries to hit back but is unable to] I am not one of your shitty little emanations, Bannister! You cannot push spirits around! You are scum! Using spooks to put the Frighteners on people! THAT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL! We got a lot of lowlives around here! [He changes into a heavily armed Marine with two M60 machine guns] And I will provide an armed responses at the first signs of trouble! They must be contained! [He starts firing his guns everywhere so that all the spirits duck back into their graves]
Frank Bannister: Catch you later, Hiles. [hurries away]
Sergeant Hiles: Hey! My tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt with your name on it, Bannister! I'm waiting for you, you little maggot!