What in the hell is going on out here?! [The ghosts all gasp and fall back into their graves] Get back in your graves!
Frank Bannister
Aw, son of a-!
Holy Jesus! Frank Bannister!
Frank Bannister
Go ahead, I'll handle this.
What in the hell are you doing in my graveyard?! You have been told to stay away! [pause] SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
Frank Bannister
Yeah, well, it's a public place, Hiles.
I do not like you! You cannot bring your spooks in here without MY PERMISSION! DISAPPEAR, SCUMBAG! [throws a punch; Frank tries to hit back but is unable to] I am not one of your shitty little emanations, Bannister! You cannot push spirits around! You are scum! Using spooks to put the Frighteners on people! THAT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL! We got a lot of lowlives around here! [He changes into a heavily armed Marine with two M60 machine guns] And I will provide an armed responses at the first signs of trouble! They must be contained! [He starts firing his guns everywhere so that all the spirits duck back into their graves]
Frank Bannister
Catch you later, Hiles. [hurries away]
Hey! My tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt with your name on it, Bannister! I'm waiting for you, you little maggot!
