Jason Stone
[To Jerry Ross]
When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?
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Professor Donald Kessler We know they're extremely advanced technologically, which suggests - very rightfully so - that they're peaceful. An advanced civilization, by definition, is not barbaric.
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General Casey Hello? This is General Casey. I get to meet the Martian Ambassador! Ain't that great? Oh, it's a hell of an honor. But didn't I always tell you, honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen! Yeah... Okay. [Makes kissing noises and hangs up the phone]
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