“We know they're extremely advanced technologically, which suggests...” – Professor Donald Kessler, Mars Attacks! ... Movie Quotes Database

Professor Donald Kessler

We know they're extremely advanced technologically, which suggests - very rightfully so - that they're peaceful. An advanced civilization, by definition, is not barbaric.

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