Chance quotes

View Quote They treat us pretty good here. Three meals a day, a warm place to sleep at night, and all the smelly sneakers you can eat.

View Quote A cage?! They're treating me like I'm some kind of an animal!

View Quote [After the plane takes off without them] I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared, not one wee little [pees] bit.

View Quote So we walked... and walked... and just for a little change of pace, we walked some more. Questions began racing through my mind. Where were we? How were we gonna get home? Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog? And, most importantly, when were we gonna eat?

View Quote I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It was like getting a bath, missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled into one. I tell you, I was one sad puppy.

View Quote Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug!

View Quote [Closing line, eating pizza] You know, I can't think of a happier ending!