Sassy quotes
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[Chance has underwear stuck on his head] Ooh, Chance, take it off! Take it all off! [hums an "exotic dance" tune]
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[After being dazed by Chance] Oh, I don't feel well... I am going to hurt you.
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Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains? I never cease to amaze myself.
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Can somebody tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?!
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[After the plane takes off without them] That was terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.
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Cut the mush, get the grub!
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[Singing] Home, home in the 'burbs, where the cat and the squeak toy can play... where no traffic is heard, and I can maul birds, and sleep in the sunshine all day!