Stuart Mackenzie Heid! Pants! Now!
2nd most-quoted character in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993): in 17 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie Mackenzie (3)
Heid! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can, hauling that gargantuan cranium about!
More lines from Stuart Mackenzie
13 quotes Stuart Mackenzie Stuart Mackenzie Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.
Stuart Mackenzie Look at the size of that boy's head. It's like an orange on a toothpick.
Stuart Mackenzie No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.
Stuart Mackenzie Oooh, that was offsides, wasn't it? Tonight he'll cry himself to sleep... on his huge pilla!
Stuart Mackenzie We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.
Stuart Mackenzie Let's get pissed!
Stuart Mackenzie Heid, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The game's about to come on!
Stuart Mackenzie May, shut it!
Stuart Mackenzie [singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy" with bagpipes]
If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, c'mon baby let me know! Haggis solo!
Stuart Mackenzie Head! Pants! Now!
Stuart Mackenzie Ooh, that was off-sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow!
Stuart Mackenzie May, turn off the Bay City Rollers! The soccer game is about to begin!
Scenes with Stuart Mackenzie
3 scenes Stuart Mackenzie Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets-up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
Stuart Mackenzie Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!
Coo-coo.
Stuart Mackenzie So, Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
Yes, I am a butcher.
Stuart Mackenzie Do you link your own sausage?
May Mackenzie
Harriet, why don't you come with me. I have wonderful photographs when he was a wee baby.
Stuart Mackenzie And show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagra Falls.
