Harriet Michaels Do you actually like haggis?
No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Played by Nancy Travis 
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · 43 quotes
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · 43 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993): in 8 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie Mackenzie (8)
Scenes with Harriet Michaels
8 scenes Harriet Michaels How many people have you brutally murdered?
Harriet Michaels Well, brutal's a subjective term. What's brutal to one person might be entirely reasonable to someone else.
Hi, can we get our check please? Thanks.
No i got it.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Let me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Charlie, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me pick this up, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I insist.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No to infinity. Negatory. Negatory, good buddy. Ne-ga-to-ry!
Harriet Michaels I'll pick up the check.
Okay.
So, Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
Harriet Michaels Yes, I am a butcher.
Do you link your own sausage?
Harriet Michaels Charlie, have you ever stood at the edge of a cliff or a subway platform with someone and you thought just for a split second "What if I pushed him?"
Well, not really. Usually I follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill" but that's just me.
I don't want to lose you.
Harriet Michaels You didn't. You rejected me.
Okay, I'm un-rejecting you.
Harriet Michaels Ralph, this is Charlie.
Ralph
It's really great to meet you.
Oh no, no. It's great to meet you. Yes, yes. I love you!
[hugs her tightly out of happiness, making his towel drop]
...I'm naked, aren't I?
Marry me.
Harriet Michaels No..
...Please?