“We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's...” – Stuart Mackenzie, So I Married an Axe Murderer ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from So I Married an Axe Murderer 1993

Stuart Mackenzie Mike Myers

We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 'S all right, he's just pissed.

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