[laughs as he lifts the casket lid]
Lupin, are you trying to obtain eternal life, like Dracula? Sorry, but everything has an end! [stakes the corpse, which promptly explodes. As he recognizes a very alive Lupin, he screams]
You're ferocious as usual, Pops.
Lupin! Lupin! You're supposed to be dead!
So they say. I'm a little confused myself.
He was the real Lupin. I swear he was.
Don't swear so easily! Then what am I?
That's what I've come here to find out! [swings a piece of wood at Lupin, who dodges, commencing a chase. By the time Inspector Zenigata catches up, Lupin has already reached his escape vehicle]
Pops, I'll hear your story some other time. [takes off, chuckling] Take care!
He's... He's... He is real! He is alive! He's alive!! [laughs] If you don't die, I don't die, either! This isn't over yet! I will follow you to the pits of Hell. I will carve your posthumous name on your bones with my own hand!
Give it up, Lupin! Don't even think about it! Hey! Get back here! Dammit! What are you all waiting for? Move! Out of my way! Turn them on now!
[as the lights turn on, Zenigata is surprised to see the Egyptian police officers stationed there aiming guns]
Well, it appears I owe you an apology.
Hey, what's with the guns, Chief?
[taken aback]
Now, calm down...
Look, this Lupin has to be taken alive! I thought I explained that?
[the Egyptian police chief and Zenigata start wrestling]
You insolent...!
[Lupin and Jigen approach on a motorcycle as the fight continues]
Here he comes!
[Lupin's motorcycle knocks down some of the officers, to the surprise of Zenigata and the Egyptian police chief, and goes up a ramp]
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot him! FIRE!
[shoves the Egyptian police chief aside with a triumphant laugh]
There's no escape, Lupin! That passage goes right to the top!
[As the motorcycle continues up the passage, Jigen nearly loses his fedora]
Whoops! Dammit!
Ah, let your hat go, Jigen! It's time you started to look a little hipper anyway!
Yeah, like I'm gonna take fashion tips from a guy who dresses like a circus ringmaster!
Give it up, Lupin! You'll never get through this passage! Block the exits! Here! Over there! Why are you lounging around? Lupin's coming this way! Turn on the lights!
[as the lights turn on, Zenigata is surprised to see the Egyptian police officers stationed there aiming guns]
Well, your sixth sense was right.
What are you trying to do here?
[taken aback]
What do you mean?
Do not fire until my order!
[the Egyptian police chief and Zenigata start wrestling]
I'm sick of this. It interferes...
If it's Lupin, it becomes...
[Lupin and Jigen approach on a motorcycle as the fight continues]
It's Lupin!
[Lupin's motorcycle knocks down some of the officers, to the surprise of Zenigata and the Egyptian police chief, and goes up a ramp]
Lupin! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
[shoves the Egyptian police chief aside]
A-ha! Tricked you, Lupin. That passage only goes to the top.
[As the motorcycle continues up the passage, Jigen nearly loses his fedora]
You are stubbornly traditional. Take the hat off once in a while!
Don't be stupid! I can't change my old trademark that easy.
All this just to bag the two of us. Boy, with the Cold War over, things must be pretty slow.
We can thank Lupin for getting us into this.
Life'd sure be dull without him, wouldn't it?
Stand up! You're in the presence of a very important government official! [he presses a button, drawing down automated blinds]
Me neither, not even for Heinrich Gissinger, Special Adviser to--and the brains behind--the President of the United States. [Gordon plays a taped recording of a conversation between US President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin]
B Boris
Mr. President, my country's being blackmailed. I hope your government is not at fault.
Now calm down, Boris. That's ridiculous.
B Boris
Whoever it is demands that we hand over all of our secret scientific data on cryogenics and gene splicing. If we do not, he threatens to attack us with nuclear warheads!
Well, he's not one of ours. We've been threatened the same way. In fact, he's already knocked out two of our communication satellites!
B Boris
You do not think that we...
No, no. The Cold War's over, after all. Isn't it, Boris?
B Boris
Oh... why, yes it is. Of course! But who is this madman?
If I may, gentlemen... I am Mamo. [Gissinger stops the tape]
The first two voices will remain unidentified. They are of no concern. What we want is the identity of the man who broke in on their top-secret conversation... this blackmailer who calls himself "Mamo". [he fast-forwards part of the tape, and continues playing]
That's right – Mamo. Some have called me a prophet; others, a God.
That's an understatement. You can't believe that we'll go along with this.
You have no choice! I know every move you make before you know it yourselves. Why, I even know about that little floozy you keep in the steno pool, Mr. President. How would you like the world to find out about her?
B Boris
Floozy? What is this floozy? [Gordon stops the tape]
Aw... just when it was gettin' good.
The rest of it is immaterial. All that matters is reason to believe that this Mamo character is quite serious in his intentions.
No kiddin'. [lights a cigarette] You haven’t said... what any of this has to do with us.
Don’t be silly. We know your friend Lupin stole some objects at this fellow's request, and that you were with him when he did. Now, then... tell me everything you know about this Mamo person!
Hey, you guys know more about him than I do.
Okay, stop playing games, ya lousy beatnik! We know you're in this with Lupin up to your necks, so start coming clean! [Jigen hands him Fujiko's clue to Lupin's whereabouts] Hm? What the hell's this?
It's a clue, Sherlock. His double-crossing girlfriend wrote it and dropped it out of a plane. It says "water".
[annoyed]
Yeah, I can read.
I'm impressed. You're clearly overqualified for your job. Next, they'll be hiring guys who can think...
[Growling angrily, he turns over the table, knocking Gissinger and Jigen backwards. He grabs Jigen by his shirt]
Listen! We have ways of getting you to talk!
Is this the way the US Government treats folks?! Well, I got news for you, Charlie!
I've always believed in my patriotic duty to buy US savings bonds, but I never will again!
You pencil-necked little pisshead!
Gordon! It is obvious that these two know nothing. [mutters with Gordon, who opens a door] It appears we shall have to approach this problem from a different angle. In the meantime, gentlemen, you are both free to go.
You two clowns better watch your step! [closes the door]
[straightening his jacket]
Yeah. Right back atcha, ya big ape.
