A character in Mystery of Mamo (1978)

Mamaux quotes from Mystery of Mamo (1978)

In 7 of the 166 quotes from Mystery of Mamo (1978)
Most scenes with: Lupin (6), Margo (3)

Scenes with Mamaux

7 scenes

So, this is the genuine American navy?

It's stupid. This is too unrealistic.

You and me are the things that are unrealistic.

Stand up! Special Presidential Aide, Mr. Gissinger! [he presses a button, drawing down automated blinds]

What did he say?

He said... this guy's the mastermind for the biggest man in the world! [Gordon plays a taped recording of a conversation between US President Jimmy Carter and the Secretary General]

Mr. President. Do you really have good control of your government? Do you realize I'm being blackmailed?

Blackmailed?

I am to supply all secret technical data on biochemistry, cytology, gene technology... and if I refuse, they’ll attack with an atomic missile.

I've been threatened the same way. And to prove that they really mean it, they've already destroyed several of our communication satellites!

I must remind you that it has nothing to do with us.

I do realize it.

Then, do you think that man is...?

Mamaux

That's right. It is I, Mamaux! [Gissinger stops the tape]

It is not necessary to explain to you who these people are. We are interested only in the blackmailer who broke in on the hotline… when they were having a secret conversation. [he rewinds part of the tape, and continues playing]

Mamaux

That's right. It is I, Mamaux! The greatest brain in the world. A prophet... or you may call me God!

God?! You must be insane!

For one who calls himself God, your requests are pretty weird...

Mamaux

Requests? This is an order. If you really know what is going on in the world right now, you should know better than this. [Gordon stops the tape]

Let's hear the rest.

Hm? That's enough. The rest is much too sensitive. We are positive that this man really means what he says.

Is that right? [lights a cigarette] Well, anyway... it's got nothing to do with us.

Ah, but it does. Most of the things that Mamaux demands from us was stolen by that man Lupin. The bottom line: we want to know where Mamaux is!

I have no idea at all.

Your hiding won't do you any good! You men have always been working together with that thief Lupin! [Dan hands him Margo’s clue to Lupin’s whereabouts] What is this?

A clue to find Lupin. It’s written by Lupin's double-crossing girlfriend, and it reads "water".

What does that mean?

If I knew that, neither of us'd be here!

[frustrated, he turns over the table, knocking Gissinger and Dan Dunn backwards]

Stop kidding me! [grabs Dan by his shirt] There are many ways that we can torture you!

Is that the way you operate democracy?! Well, then, I've got news for you!

What news?

I was a fan of Marilyn Monroe and Humphrey Bogart... but not anymore!

Why, you...!

Gordon! These two, they know nothing. [whispers to Gordon, who opens a door] We will approach this problem from a different angle. You will be released immediately.

Be grateful to democracy! [closes the door]

[straightening his jacket]

Hm... I didn't have to give up Humphrey Bogart!

Mamaux

And are you looking for something?

You're the head doctor? I'd like to find the host of this party.

Mamaux
[laughs]

This is not a mental hospital, and we are not having a costume ball, either. These are all the actual people, just as you see them here, Lupin. [turns to Lupin, revealing himself. Lupin gapes, horrified] I am Mamo. I now have the Wiseman Stone.

You're Margo's client?

Mamaux

The reason I didn't take the Stone personally was that I wanted to know you. I'm satisfied with the result. You are the greatest thief on the face of the Earth.

I already know that, but I'm not working for you, and I never will!

Mamaux

I haven't forgotten your compensation. I intend to give you the greatest gift of eternal life.

Oh, come off it! There's nothing good about living so long, you degenerated kid!

Mamaux

I do feel sorry for your foolish extra-un-ordinary conceptions.

Stop using those big words! Just give me back the stone! [charges at Mamaux and almost falls off the platform]

Mamaux
[laughs]

Don't be so timid now.

Damn! [steps on the invisible glass and continues charging at Mamo] This trick with the hard glass is old stuff now! Just give me the... [falls screaming through an invisible hole and makes a hard landing on his rear end] Ouch, that smarts! [gets up as Mamo cackles at him] Where are you, Mamaux? This time, you got me really angry, you know! I'LL FIX YOU!

Ah, it's time for us to have a little fun!

Margo

No, wait, you! I've got something to tell you.

Come on, you don't mind, do you? The time is ripe.

Margo
[enjoying it]

No!

Darling...

Margo

No! Someone help me...

[The two lovers don't realize they've ended up in Mamaux's throne room. Mamaux stares at them, outraged]

Oh, I don't think it's possible to behave now! [Margo tickles Lupin] Oh, that's ticklish! Oh, I've gotten to the point of no return, Margo! You've got to do something! [Margo knees him in the crotch] Do something, Margo, come on!

Mamaux
[finally at the end of his rope]

NOW, BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!

Mamaux
[Mamaux shows Lupin and Margo surveillance footage of Dan Dunn and Don Samurai] [chuckling]

I believe your friends have arrived.

Oh, it's them!

Mamaux

And one more person...

[Detective Scott, with a picture of Lupin, is shown questioning Laozi of his location]

Even the old shamus! [laughs] This is getting crazier and crazier!

Mamaux

The man who's entertaining him right now is an ancient Chinese philosopher.

You mean he’s paranoiac and thinks he is...

Mamaux

No, he's the real one!

You mean a real nut?

Mamaux
[Mamaux shows them images of the people he has cloned]

Listen carefully. It took me 10,000 years to collect them. Politics, religion, philosophy, art. I preserved the most brilliant men in history from every field, and right now they still exist here. Have you ever thought about the end of the world? Well, here's a prophecy: in but a few more days, the world will come to an end. Only those chosen by me will live... for eternity. Only... beautiful and superior things can obtain eternal life from me.

[apparently deep in thought]

Now I get it. So that's it... [chuckles, then laughs hysterically]

Mamaux

What's so funny?!

[still chuckling]

Oh, very artistic and original drama! I give you credit! The gift of eternal life, followed by the destruction of the world! Oh, that's very good!

Mamaux

Ah, how ignorant and stubborn he is! You see what I mean, Margo? This man does not have the type of brain that should live throughout eternity.

Mamaux
[Margo is put off by Mamaux's statement]

Margo, it will only be you who will have eternal life.

Margo

Well, if I can't be with Lupin, then I don't want it.

Mamaux

Margo!

Margo

Oh, I'd like to have eternal youth... but I don't want to stay around and see Lupin as a shrivelled-up old man.

Mamaux

History was made by my continuous interference. Understand? A clone was the passage to God!

What a man! So my being born was also some of your doing?

Mamaux
[chuckles]

You are nothing but an animal given birth by an absurdity! And to help make your work easier for you, I made an exact copy of you - and I wonder what happened to it? The man who was executed could have been the original Lupin.

Don't talk stupid! I am what I am: the genuine Lupin III!

Mamaux

I would think about it if I were you!
[He disappears, laughing]

Mamaux

So... even a clone has its limitations.

Margo

Limitations?

Older Mamaux Clone

The transfer of chromosome information has not been exactly 100% complete. As you repeat the copying process, the image begins to fade... the endless clone chain reaction has been disturbing the cell system. For 130 generations, I have preserved my original body in all its exact detail by floating it in a special Ringer's Solution. Since then, my bodies have all been copies of a copy.

You mean that... you're an inferior quality Mamaux?

Older Mamaux Clone

All this is for the sake of immortality... [dies]

Mamaux
[seeing Lupin come towards him on the treadmill]

It seems you do not fear death. All right, then I will tell you. It was your copy who was executed. You are, indeed, the original Lupin. Now, die with peace of mind! [He sends a barrage of lasers at Lupin. Lupin holds up the tip of the Zantetsuken and deflects the lasers back at him]

[in thought]

Samurai, you saved my life.

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