A character in Mystery of Mamo (1978)

Don Samurai quotes from Mystery of Mamo (1978)

In 6 of the 166 quotes from Mystery of Mamo (1978)
Most scenes with: Lupin (5), Dan Dunn (4)

Scenes with Don Samurai

6 scenes

Samurai, don't scare me.

Don Samurai

Hurry up.

[Lupin and Dan Dunn notice the Egyptian officers climbing up the side of the pyramid and closing in]

Hohohoho! Here they come!

Lupin, don't try to escape! There's no way out!

[suddenly, a rope rises up next to him, creating a track for Lupin's motorcycle to ride along]

Trying to be tricky, huh? [the chase begins as Lupin takes off on his motorcycle with Detective Scott giving chase by foot]

Old Man, strenuous exercise is bad for your health!

[Detective Scott continues running after Lupin until he falls into a sand trap in his path]

Take good care of yourself!

[struggling to maintain his composure as he climbs out of the sand trap]

Lupin... [finally explodes in a rage after a moment] Lupin! If you think Detective Ed Scott is giving up, you're badly mistaken! I'll fix you! Lupin!

[Lupin had just gotten out of the bathtub after his encounter with Margo goes supposedly awry]

She sure floored me that time! I still feel a little dizzy...

Serves you right for being a playboy. If you had grabbed her in the beginning, we wouldn't have wasted our time!

Don Samurai

Lupin, women and business are not compatible.

Stop trying to find fault with me! It was all calculated from the start! [puts on the headphones Dan Dunn had given him as Dunn searches for the signal planted on the Wiseman Stone]

Huh. What a fantastic brain.

The Pharaohs said that eternal life, the dream of perpetual youth which the Emperor Xi searched for, is concealed in the Wiseman Stone, which has been handed down from time immemorial. Hm, I see.

Don Samurai

Hm.

Have you finished with your history lesson?

Don't be funny! I'm not studying 'cause I like it! You know that stone is not just a simple little pebble, don't you? [passes the books to Don Samurai and Dan Dunn] Ah, if you don't believe me, read it for yourself.

Don Samurai

Someone's pulling our leg.

I guess so. [drinks from his wine glass] Margo's getting smarter.

Don Samurai

That's nothing unusual, it's just wasted time. [gets up]

Toilet?

Don Samurai

Don't you try my patience! I'm leaving!

Samurai...

Hey! Samurai!

Don Samurai
[Don Samurai slashes the helicopter's blades in midair; the action freezes for a moment as Don Samurai reflects on the unworthiness of Zantetsuken's latest victim]

Once again, I've cut a worthless object.

[Lupin and his gang have returned to their hideout to find it destroyed]

The weapons and food are all gone.

Thanks a lot; I can see that.

[kicking debris, grunting angrily]

Lupin! Forget that woman. This is it. I've had enough; I've reached my limit! And it must have been Margo who told them about this place of ours! If you don’t drop her, I'm getting out of this deal right now!

Oh, stop joking.

Don Samurai

Joking? I thought you were the one who was joking! It was a mistake to take this job from a female. And then, out of sheer vanity, you decided to accept evil in return for good!

You mean all females have a wicked nature?

Don Samurai

The thing I can't stand is that secret, indecent intention of yours!

Forget it. That's one thing you can never cure.

Don Samurai

And just what are you to Lupin? If you were a true friend, you should have cured his immoral habit years ago!

Don't get hysterical, you crazy man!

Don Samurai
[a standoff between Don Samurai and Dunn ensues]

I've been wanting to cut that hat of yours.

Hmm? What's that mean?

Don Samurai

I want to see if you're hiding a bald head!

Well, now! Wanna fight?

Oh, all right, all right! I realized I was wrong! I'll reform, I'll reform! I promise I'll drop Margo like a hot potato! Now, let's change the mood and leave! You don't want to stay here and starve, do you?

Lupin, where are you going?

If we go over that mountain along the border, we'll get to the Atlantic Ocean.

Idiot! That's more than 100 kilometers!

It's just the width of a finger on one of those world maps!

So, this is the genuine American navy?

Don Samurai

It's stupid. This is too unrealistic.

You and me are the things that are unrealistic.

Stand up! Special Presidential Aide, Mr. Gissinger! [he presses a button, drawing down automated blinds]

Don Samurai

What did he say?

He said... this guy's the mastermind for the biggest man in the world! [Gordon plays a taped recording of a conversation between US President Jimmy Carter and the Secretary General]

Mr. President. Do you really have good control of your government? Do you realize I'm being blackmailed?

Blackmailed?

I am to supply all secret technical data on biochemistry, cytology, gene technology... and if I refuse, they’ll attack with an atomic missile.

I've been threatened the same way. And to prove that they really mean it, they've already destroyed several of our communication satellites!

I must remind you that it has nothing to do with us.

I do realize it.

Then, do you think that man is...?

Mamaux

That's right. It is I, Mamaux! [Gissinger stops the tape]

It is not necessary to explain to you who these people are. We are interested only in the blackmailer who broke in on the hotline… when they were having a secret conversation. [he rewinds part of the tape, and continues playing]

Mamaux

That's right. It is I, Mamaux! The greatest brain in the world. A prophet... or you may call me God!

God?! You must be insane!

For one who calls himself God, your requests are pretty weird...

Mamaux

Requests? This is an order. If you really know what is going on in the world right now, you should know better than this. [Gordon stops the tape]

Let's hear the rest.

Hm? That's enough. The rest is much too sensitive. We are positive that this man really means what he says.

Is that right? [lights a cigarette] Well, anyway... it's got nothing to do with us.

Ah, but it does. Most of the things that Mamaux demands from us was stolen by that man Lupin. The bottom line: we want to know where Mamaux is!

I have no idea at all.

Your hiding won't do you any good! You men have always been working together with that thief Lupin! [Dan hands him Margo’s clue to Lupin’s whereabouts] What is this?

A clue to find Lupin. It’s written by Lupin's double-crossing girlfriend, and it reads "water".

What does that mean?

If I knew that, neither of us'd be here!

[frustrated, he turns over the table, knocking Gissinger and Dan Dunn backwards]

Stop kidding me! [grabs Dan by his shirt] There are many ways that we can torture you!

Is that the way you operate democracy?! Well, then, I've got news for you!

What news?

I was a fan of Marilyn Monroe and Humphrey Bogart... but not anymore!

Why, you...!

Gordon! These two, they know nothing. [whispers to Gordon, who opens a door] We will approach this problem from a different angle. You will be released immediately.

Be grateful to democracy! [closes the door]

[straightening his jacket]

Hm... I didn't have to give up Humphrey Bogart!

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