Most scenes together: President Dale & First Lady (2), Byron Williams & Barbara Land (2)
Mars Attacks! quotes
Page 4 of 4If the Martians land, they're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.
The teeming masses have gathered from who knows how many states. Waiting and watching. Why have they come? Curiosity? Or is it something more? Or is it simply to say "I was there. I was there when first man met Martian." Jason Stone, GNN. Pahrump.
Shit! [The Martian aims at him, and he puts his hands up] I surrender, okay? You understand what that means, surrender? Lookit, you're intelligent beings. Hey, let's cut a deal. I can help ya. I'm a lawyer! You wanna conquer the world, you're gonna need lawyers, right? [Removes his watch] Here, you want my watch? Here, take it! Take it, go ahead! It's a Rolex! [The Martian blasts him and he shakes as he is vaporized] Ro-le-e-ex...!
Hello? This is General Casey. I get to meet the Martian Ambassador! Ain't that great? Oh, it's a hell of an honor. But didn't I always tell you, honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen! Yeah... Okay. [Makes kissing noises and hangs up the phone]
You think you can do anything you want? Well, you can't, you see, because we are human beings! And we have the United States Army that'll fight you to the last man! And we'll never surrender! [Starts shooting at them, to no effect] Do you hear me?! [The Martian Leader uses a shrinking ray to begin miniaturizing Decker, who does not seem to notice, with his voice rising in pitch as he gets smaller and smaller] We'll fight you on the beaches! We'll fight you on the streets! We'll never, never surrender! Old Glory will win! [Now smaller than the Martian Leader's foot] Democracy will survive! We will never, never surrender! We will win! The eagle will be triumphant! [The Martian Leader stomps on Decker, crushing him]
Hey! Hey, just because you're dressed like King Tut doesn't mean you're our leader!
When the Martians land, will the press have access? Can we do interviews?