Rude Gambler
[To Byron]
Hey! Hey, just because you're dressed like King Tut doesn't mean you're our leader!
Played by Danny DeVito 
Mars Attacks! (1996) · 56 quotes
Mars Attacks! (1996) · 56 quotes
Hey! You're Tom Jones, right? "It ain't unusual"? Hey Tom, Tom! Can I have an autograph? Anyone got a pen?
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Rude Gambler
[Running into a Martian]
Shit! [The Martian aims at him, and he puts his hands up] I surrender, okay? You understand what that means, surrender? Lookit, you're intelligent beings. Hey, let's cut a deal. I can help ya. I'm a lawyer! You wanna conquer the world, you're gonna need lawyers, right? [Removes his watch] Here, you want my watch? Here, take it! Take it, go ahead! It's a Rolex! [The Martian blasts him and he shakes as he is vaporized] Ro-le-e-ex...!
Scenes with Rude Gambler
1 scene
Byron Williams
Barbara, you all right?
Barbara Land
Huh? I need a drink...
Rude Gambler
You and me both, baby!
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