Mars Attacks! 1996 quotes, page 2

They don't know what the hell they're talking about. Liberals, intellectuals... peace mongers, [shouts] IDIOTS!

Taffy Dale

Would you please keep it down? People live here.

All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest. [General Decker: What the hell does that mean?!]

Billy Glenn Norris

DIE, YOU ALIEN SHITHEAD! [Prepares to shoot, but a Martian notices him] Uh-oh. [Drops his gun and holds up a flag] I surrender! [The Martian disintegrates him with a ray gun]

Don't run! We are your friends!

Art Land

Even in a time of so-called intergalactic emergency, people still want to roooooll them bones!

Rude Gambler

Hey! You're Tom Jones, right? "It ain't unusual"? Hey Tom, Tom! Can I have an autograph? Anyone got a pen?

President Dale

I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad! I want the people to know that the schools will still be open, okay? And I want the people to know that the garbage will still be carried out. And I want a cop on every corner - which, incidentally, we would already have, if they had listened to me in the last election!

Richie Norris

I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.

Art Land

I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars.

Sue Ann Norris

I'll tell you one thing, they ain't gettin' the TV.

Art Land

I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.

Martians. Ha ha. Funny looking little critters, aren't they?

Press Secretary Jerry Ross

My finger!

President Dale

Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real... outcome.

Grandma Florence Norris

Richie, I think these guys are very sick.