RD Radio DJ
[he turns on the radio]
Top of the charts again, it's everything is awesome.
Oh, my gosh! I love this Song! [Everything Is Awesome turns on, the music starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]
Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appear]
LC LEGO® Citizens
Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!
Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice! [everyone turns to Emmet]
LC LEGO® Citizens
So, do you!
Drink Overpriced Coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]
LB Larry The Barista
Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]
[Laughing]
Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]
CW Construction Worker
Did you see Where are my Pants? last night? [everyone laughs and replies at the same time]
[chuckles]
Classic episode!
F Foreman
[Everything is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position]
Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] [BOOM!!!!] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the Instructions!
CW Construction Worker #1
Hey, buddy! I need 1x2 keyhole!
CW Construction Worker #2
2x2 macaroni over here.
2x2 macaroni flying in! Here's 1, Mel.
CW Construction Worker #3
Guys, got a 1x1 with an indented stud on 1 side!
F Foreman
Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!
CW Construction Worker #4
Look alive, coming at you.
CW Construction Worker #5
Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
CW Construction Worker #6
Guys, watch me drill this down.
[everyone cheers and Emmet]
CW Construction Workers
[they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Man, I feel so good right now! I CAN SING THIS SONG FOR HOURS! [5 Hours Later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]
CW Construction Worker #1
When you're part of a TEAM! [BOOM! everyone cheering] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRRRRRRAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
CW Construction Worker #2
Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Croissant? I love croissant!
CW Construction Worker #3
Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
Giant sausages, no way. [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] Do you know what I love to do? This is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...?
[suddenly Emmet's into a construction post: WHACK!, Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, and a gust of wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand]
Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave just as he hears something a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.
A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...
[Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...]
DRAGON!!! [Emmet screams as the dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it]
Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]
Can you turn that down a little bit?!
This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
[Wyldstyle turns to Emmet]
This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.
[to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon]
Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [growls] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.
Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?
I am a blind man, and cannot see.
It's Wyldstyle. [Emmet groans]
Are you a DJ? [gasps] Wait, wait, are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10-Seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]
