A scene from The Lego Movie 2014
Wyldstyle

[to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon]

Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [growls] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.

Vitruvius

Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?

Wyldstyle

It's me.

Vitruvius

I am a blind man, and cannot see.

Wyldstyle

It's Wyldstyle. [Emmet groans]

Vitruvius

Are you a DJ? [gasps] Wait, wait, are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10-Seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]

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Wyldstyle Elizabeth Banks More Wyldstyle quotes →
Vitruvius Morgan Freeman More Vitruvius quotes →

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Batman Well, it's kind of hard not to hear when you're yelling everything. Unikitty So, why did you come back? Metalbeard This bedoubled land couch. [Everyone turns to look at Emmet's double decker couch] I watched Lord Business's forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it! Vitruvius One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes. Vitruvius Believe... I know it sounds like a cat poster but it's true.
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