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View Quote Lord Business: Although, you did let the Piece of Resistance go. The one thing that can ruin my plans, the one thing that I asked you to take care of! [Lord Business chuckles and he comes over to Bad Cop and puts one arm around his shoulder] That's super frustrating, it makes me just wanna pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just: THROW THEM THROUGH THIS WINDOW, AND OUT INTO THE INFINITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS!!!!!! [he picks up Bad Cop takes him to the large glass window and bangs his head against it] I wanna do it so bad! [chuckles and Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: [chuckles] I know you do, sir! But, please! Please, don't! [he throws Bad Cop aside]
Lord Business: And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans. People everywhere are always messing with my stuff. But I have a way to fix that. A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be permanently. [he turns on his TV monitor which shows his robots carrying the box containing the Kragle] Behold the most powerful weapon of all the relics: [his robots open the box containing the Kragle and take it out] THE KRAGLE!!! [we see the Kragle is in fact an old tube of Krazy Glue, Bad Cop gasping and Lord Business] Well, as you can see they're loading the Kragle into a big machine upstairs. I call it: The "Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer", or TAKOS! The "S" is silent. So on Taco Tuesday it's going to spray the Kragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles, like this one. [the tentacle reaches out and comes over to Bad Cop] I'll show you how it works.
View Quote Lord Business: Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-teep and Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]
Bad Cop: Sir?
Lord Business: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after three scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]
Ma Cop: [starts to weep] Oh, son!
Lord Business: On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF! [turns to he now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me or are you STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM & DAD?!
Evil Villain: YOU'RE LORD BUSINESS IS GUILTY OF WASTING TACO TUESDAY!
Robot: What happened, Lord Business?
Lord Business: He wasn't my fault, honest.
Robot: I'm sure to him, Lord Business?
Evil Villain: IT'S OVER, YOU'RE MELTING CHAMBER'S BROKEN!!!!!! [echoes]
Pa Cop: Son?
Bad Cop: [The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop] Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid]
Evil Villain: (cries) 'THE EMMET DON'T GET THE MELTING CHAMBER AND NEVER SEEN IT AGAINNNNNNN!!!!!!
Bad Cop: Evil Villain, do not listen you're never guilty again. The yellin', you're going destroyed the melting chamber!?
View Quote Radio DJ: [he turns on the radio] Top of the charts again, it's everything is awesome.
Emmet: Oh, my gosh! I love this Song! [Everything Is Awesome turns on, the music starts playing] Always use the turn signal, park between the lines. [Emmet and everyone else parks in exactly the same way] Yes! Drop off dry cleaning before noon, read the headlines, don't forget to smile. [waves and smiles to everyone as he walks down the street]
Paper Boy: Paper!
Emmet: Always root for the local sports team. [a train full of passengers appear]
LEGO® Citizens: Gooooooooo, SPORTS TEAM!!
Emmet: Always return a compliment. [to the male Lego citizen stepping out of the coffee shop] Hey, you look nice! [everyone turns to Emmet]
LEGO® Citizens: So, do you!
Emmet: Drink Overpriced Coffee! [inside the coffee shop he buys a coffee]
Larry The Barista: Here you go, that's $37. [Emmet looks at him for a moment before replying with excitement]
Emmet: [Laughing] Awesome! [Emmet walks to work with his overpriced coffee following the line of all the other construction workers doing exactly the same]
Construction Worker: Did you see Where are my Pants? last night? [everyone laughs and replies at the same time]
Emmet: [chuckles] Classic episode!
Foreman: [Everything is Awesome" continues to play in the background as the Lego construction workers get into position] Instructions coming in from central. Okay, it says here that anything that's weird then blow it up! [the workers start blowing up the buildings] [BOOM!!!!] All right, Cylinder-Heads, let's make it look exactly like it does in the Instructions!
Construction Worker #1: Hey, buddy! I need 1x2 keyhole!
Emmet: No problem, Michael.
Construction Worker #2: 2x2 macaroni over here.
Emmet: 2x2 macaroni flying in! Here's 1, Mel.
Construction Worker #3: Guys, got a 1x1 with an indented stud on 1 side!
Foreman: Cheese, look, cheese slopes, come on, everybody!
Emmet: Roger that, Roger.
Construction Worker #4: Look alive, coming at you.
Construction Worker #5: Can I get a couple LURPs over here?
Emmet: Thanks, Gail.
Construction Worker #6: Guys, watch me drill this down.
Emmet: [everyone cheers and Emmet]
Construction Workers: [they all start singing along to "Everything is Awesome"]
Emmet: Man, I feel so good right now! I CAN SING THIS SONG FOR HOURS! [5 Hours Later] [everyone at the construction site is still singing "Everything is Awesome" and it's finally coming to the end of the day]
Construction Worker #1: When you're part of a TEAM! [BOOM! everyone cheering] Yeah, I'm gonna the sports bar after work tonight, who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get [Gail laughs] CRRRRRRRRRAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYY?! [as the other constructions workers start leave together, Emmet is left behind and tries to get their attention]
Emmet: Chicken wings? I lo...!
Construction Worker #2: Yeah, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?
Emmet: Croissant? I love croissant!
Construction Worker #3: Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages!
Emmet: Giant sausages, no way. [nobody pays Emmet any attention as he tries to join them] Do you know what I love to do? This is share a meal with the special people in my life, Fred, Barry, Gail, me and y...?
[suddenly Emmet's into a construction post: WHACK!, Emmet grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, and a gust of wind blow his instruction manual out of his hand]
Emmet: Ah, no guys, wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there! [Emmet chases after his instruction manual as the wind continues to carry it off] Oh, where did it go? [he finds the manual lying on some Lego rubble] Oh, there you are. [Emmet laughs as he retrieves the manual and turns to leave just as he hears something a whoosh] I think I heard a whoosh.
View Quote Superman: IT DIDN'T BREAK!
Bad Cop: Because it's Kragled. [to his robots] Machine gun! Fire! [they shoot at Superman with chewing gum making him splat to the ground stuck in the gum]
Superman: [screams] I CAN'T MOVE!
Green Lantern: Don't worry, Superman! I'll get you out of there. [as Green Lantern goes to rescue Superman his hands get stuck in the gum and screams] Oh, my gosh! My hands are stuck! [he wriggles his legs and those get stuck in the gum too] My legs are stuck as well!
Superman: I super hate you.
View Quote Superman: All the Master Builders you've captured over the years, you brought them here!
Lord Business: You're a very perceptive person, Superman, they come up with all the instructions for everything in the universe: ROBOTS!, Beep [the robots strap a device to Superman's head]
Superman: No, no! [groans] [screaming] NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOH!!!!! [shudders, then his chair shoots up to the top] I can't get much worse than this.
View Quote Vitruvius: A wondrous land full of knights, castles, muttons, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and um...
Emmet: [Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a...] DRAGON!!! [Emmet screams as the dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it]
Vitruvius: Yeah, that too. [Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track, Batman makes his aircraft transform into a car and lands on the ground and drives through the woods] Once we arrive in Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Master Builders...
Batman: Yeah, yeah, anyway. You guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them The Dogs. Listen to them bark! [Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down, Emmet screams he turns on his stereo making Emmet and Vitruvius jump in the back]
Emmet: Can you turn that down a little bit?!
Batman: This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle! [Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song, we hear Batman's voice as he sings to the heavy metal music] Darkness! [to Emmet and Vitruvius] It's about how I'm an orphan! [the song continues] No parents!
Wyldstyle: [Wyldstyle turns to Emmet] This is real music, Emmet. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.
Emmet: Well, I'm dark and brooding too! [Emmet gasps, suddenly he notices something ahead] Look, a rainbow! [as they reach the rainbow]
Vitruvius: So, you're gonna drive up the curved part, [Batman: Super rich!] take it all the way to the top [Batman: Kinda makes it better!] and park the car. [the Batmoblie stops, Batman drives up the rainbow and stops the car at the very top] Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land. [an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud, the rainbow disappears and they are surrounded by clouds] Now, I just need to give the secret knock.
View Quote Wyldstyle: [to Emmet as they make their way through the saloon] Okay, let's find the wizard and get this over with. [growls] [Emmet gasps, yelps] [Wyldstyle notices Vitruvius playing the piano at the saloon] There he is. [she goes over to him] Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: Who? I've never heard of that man, whom I am not. Who are you?
Wyldstyle: It's me.
Vitruvius: I am a blind man, and cannot see.
Wyldstyle: It's Wyldstyle. [Emmet groans]
Vitruvius: Are you a DJ? [gasps] Wait, wait, are you the student I used to have who was so insecure she kept changing her name? Yeah, first Dark Storm... Then Gemini, then there was Neversmile--- Then Freak Face... Then Snazzypants... [suddenly Vitruvius stops playing and turns to Wyldstyle] Meet me upstairs in 10-Seconds. [he then turns and starts to walk off using his, Vitruvius grunts as he falls and finally lands onto the ground, scepter when suddenly he bangs into the wall]
View Quote Wyldstyle: That would be great, but Emmet is the one who found the Piece. [Emmet turns and waves he chuckles]
Vitruvius: [gasps] Oh, okay. [turning to Emmet] Emmet, the prophecy states that... you're the special, the most talented--
Wyldstyle: I'm not sure he's the Special, actually--[Emmet's started chuckles]--because he's not even a Master Builder. Watch! Emmet, just given what's around you, build something simple!
View Quote [Benny chuckles and we see the double decker couch floating on the sea and suddenly Emmet and the others pop out of their hiding place from under the flip up seats]
Vitruvius: Well, we're still alive.
Unikitty: YEAH!!!
Wyldstyle: [gasps] The double decker couch! It wasn't totally pointless after all!
Benny: [to Emmet] It's the one thing that stayed together.
Vitruvius: I always believed in you, Emmet.
Batman: I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us. [suddenly a big gigantic ship becomes visible as it comes over to them] My, gosh!
View Quote [to Lord Business] You don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you... still... can change everything. I am not special 'cause I am not, the only thing I was doing was save the world, and I mean anyone can save the world.
View Quote All I'm asking for is total control.
View Quote Believe... I know it sounds like a cat poster but it's true.
View Quote Everything is awesome!Everything is cool when you're part of a team.Everything is awesome when we're livin' our dreamNo need to rock the boatWhen we stick togetherSide by side, blend right in, fittin' in forever.Let's party forever!We're the same, I'm like you, you're like me,When we're working in harmony, yeah.Everything is awesome!Everything is cool when you're part of a team.Everything is awesome when we're livin' our dream.
View Quote Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions [whispers] or you'll be murdered, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week. That's the day every rule following citizen gets a free taco and my love! Have a great day, everybody.
View Quote One day, a talented lass or fellow, a special one with face of yellow, will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm, this Master Builder will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, and be the greatest, most interesting, most important person of all times. All this is true because it rhymes.