A scene from The Lego Movie 2014
Lord Business

Just as I thought. You're Good Cop side's making you soft, Bad Cop. Robots, bring me the fleece crested scepter of Q-teep and Po-Leesh Remover of Nai-eel! [the robots bring him a big Q-tip and nail polish remover and Lord Business deeps one end into the polish before turning to Bad Cop] You've already let the special get away once. [two of the robots hold Bad Cop]

Bad Cop

Sir?

Lord Business

I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again, [the robots switch Good Cop in, one of the robots turns Bad Cop's face to Good Cop] NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!! [he brings the Q-Tip onto Good Cop's face, suddenly Lord Business uses the end of the Q-tip with nail polish remover to wipe Good Cop's face off, after three scrubs back and forth, there's nothing left]

Ma Cop

[starts to weep]

Oh, son!

Lord Business

On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to kraglize the entire universe so that EVERYONE WILL STOP MESSING WITH MY STUFF! [turns to he now faceless Good Cop] Are you gonna be with me or are you STUCK HAVIN’ A TEA PARTY WITH YOUR MOM & DAD?!

Evil Villain

YOU'RE LORD BUSINESS IS GUILTY OF WASTING TACO TUESDAY!

Robot

What happened, Lord Business?

Lord Business

He wasn't my fault, honest.

Robot

I'm sure to him, Lord Business?

Evil Villain

IT'S OVER, YOU'RE MELTING CHAMBER'S BROKEN!!!!!! [echoes]

Pa Cop

Son?

Bad Cop

[The now faceless Good Cop stands back up, only to switch to Bad Cop]

Sorry, Dad. I've a job to do. [he uses the TAKOS device to completely glue his parents, the nozzle powers up, he presses a button and the TAKOS fires completely freezing them solid]

Evil Villain

(cries)

'THE EMMET DON'T GET THE MELTING CHAMBER AND NEVER SEEN IT AGAINNNNNNN!!!!!!

Bad Cop

Evil Villain, do not listen you're never guilty again. The yellin', you're going destroyed the melting chamber!?

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